Like all of us, cells proceed through stages of life. In this whimsical review, aspects of several such stages, including birth, growth, aging, death, and "afterlife," are considered, with a special emphasis on cells of the immune system. Discussed along the way are asymmetric division of activated, naive cluster of differentiation 8+ T cells, c-Myc and polyamines in lymphocyte function and aging, cell survival after induction of cell death pathways, cell death consequences, and clearance of dead cells from surrounding tissues. This is offered in memory of the unique and wonderful Dr. Eli Sercarz.